He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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