So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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