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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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