I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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