If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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