i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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