Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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