don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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