You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I FOUND THE LEGS
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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