Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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