You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I don't think brook has ever known best
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
