I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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