Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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