is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I am available for nakedness
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