so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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