His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's rum buckets o'clock
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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