She's JV to your varsity
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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