I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
