i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Found your dick twin last night
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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