That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i believe in u and ur pee
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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