Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I faked an abortion last night.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
