Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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