Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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