Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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