you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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