CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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