He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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