That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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