Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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