It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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