I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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