I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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