We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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