She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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