No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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