I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Randomize
