found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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