I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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