saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Ambien. No doubt about it.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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