around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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