ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
