ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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