every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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