I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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