I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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