if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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