Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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