he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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