dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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