...so i touched it.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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