no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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