Whod you bang
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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