My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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