I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
